I came across an interesting essay on the internet recently.  I posted it on Adbusters to see the response by critical thinkers… and much to my surprise, the web site administrator removed it?  So much for the web site that advocates culture jamming and free think.

Read it on your own merit and see what you think.  Creative writing by a very enigmatic author indeed.  I recommend after reading the essay you do some research on the Queen of England and read about Barabbas.  Here is what Wikipedia says about him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barabbas

Even though we like to think we’re free thinkers and science rules our world… imagine science to the Nth degree.  What would an iPhone seem like to a person who lived in the 16th century?

Peter Nguyen
Mr. LeBlanc
May 29, 2000
Religion

The Stations of the Cross Report

Jesus died on Good Friday, so that we could all inherit eternal life.  It’s noted in the Bible that jesus was not murdered, but died of his own free will.  He know he was to die in order for all of mankind to escape a grisly end.  It is part of the mystery of Jesus being that he was able to be both God and man, and understand what was to happen and why he had to do it.  It of course was no difficult task for Jesus, because he was not only our savior, but he was also a heroic Time Traveler from the future.

Jesus came from a bleak and dismal future ruled by dragons and gigantic whore on the backs of animals (Revelations).  In order for him to save our time, he had to back to the past to prevent Judgement day from happening.  To do so, he needed to return to the past and warn everyone.  He went and impregnated his DNA in the womb of a young woman in the form of an Angel, and was born.  When his past self became of age, we would constantly visit and warn Past Jesus of all his enemies, and helped Past Jesus heal the sick by giving him medicines from the future, and helped perform miracles with his invisible stealth suit.  Future Jesus also helped perform miracles by freezing time, and was able to fee 5,000 people with “seemingly” 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread.

But Past Jesus knew what he had to do; he needed to sacrifice himself so that Future Jesus could perform one last miracle and save the future.  By becoming so famous and feared by the Pharisees, they blindly freed Barabbas instead of Jesus at the trial.  Barabbas, however, would go on and begin the Dragon Slayer Bloodline.  Three days after Jesus died, Future Jesus emerged from inside the tomb, using the Time Machine, and told his disciples to begin the Church, and work with the Dragon Slayers, from now until the Final War, in order to save the future!

There have been long preparations for when Future Jesus will be born in our time because when he is, the Dragon Slayer will be found and we will fight to save mankind from the great Dragons and Giant Whore on the Back of a Lion (Revelations)!

And the story continues to unfold…

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